PILGRIMAGE TO THE WASTELANDS
Abandoning the hermitage to fulfil the destiny of an Unholy Yurodivy



From the 19th of December 2016 until the 16th of February 2017, the Herman Inclusus webshop will be CLOSED whilst I wander to n’thermost caverns to perform heinous rituals.
It will reopen once more on my return. Charnel legions will cultivate congealed forms in anticipation of 2017 total supremacy.




FUCK SOCIAL NETWORKING
Spread the disease properly or not at all



HERMAN INCLUSUS IS VEHEMENTLY AGAINST ONLINE SOCIAL MEDIA.
The above Facebook account has nothing to do with The Church of Herman.
RENOUNCE ALL ONLINE POPULARITY CONTESTS AND CONCENTRATE ON YOUR IMMINENT DEMISE.
ROT IN PISS ALL FRAUDULENT FOLLOWERS.




MERSEY GRIT BENEDICTION
Stay Pure, Stay Putrescent



HxI for MxG

PLEASE NOTE: I’ve been forced to take leave of the catacombs until further notice. Hopefully, ritual torture will resume sometime late 2016. Orders will be shipped as usual, but no new works will be produced in the meantime.




AOI BOOK REVIEW
Repulsive Requirements



INFERNAL HAILS to Derek Brazell for a review of “Dismal Incantation” on the AOI blog. Visit www.theaoi.com to read more.




WE ARE INDIE HORROR
Baptised in Dungeon Mire



Visit weareindiehorror.com, an online Horror haunt, for an indoctrination into the cult.




PEOPLE OF PRINT
Spreading the Disease



INFERNAL HAILS to www.peopleofprint.com for featuring the enfeebled and sickening tome that is “Dismal Incantation.”




TO SCYTHE & SANCTIFY
New Herman Inclusus Tea Towels



Unveiling the new “To Scythe and Sanctify” Tea Towels.

A ceremonial cloth used for absorbing putrid and uncongealed corporeal fluids, the drying and polishing of sacrificial blades and cleansing of chalices. It can be hung as a liturgical drape... Or even used as a burial shroud to be placed over the recently interred before the flesh of the deceased stirs once more with the inevitable dance of the worms and the maggots.



This 100% cotton screen printed tea towel has a woven “HxI” Golden hem tag and is packaged in a laminate card wrap. Ethically produced and chlorine free. Available HERE for only £9.99




BLACK SUNDAY MAGAZINE
Preaching the Rites



Black Sunday Magazine have read the arcane manuscript known as "Dismal Incantation" and are preaching the gospel HERE.

INFERNAL HAILS to Katie Doherty for her gracious review.




NEW RELICS
Sanctus Nurgrim Rottus, Hoarder of Skulls



Unveiling an extremely limited run of Miniature Glass Dome Terrariums. Each "Sanctus Nurgrim Rottus Relic" is arranged and assembled by the Hand of herman himself.

Atone at the shrine of Sanctus Nurgrim of Karakan, Martyr to all Inclusites, self-proclaimed missionary to propagate the Faith of Herman Inclusus, the Great Decomposer. His continual exhumation of non-believer's remains to harvest and bless their skulls in the name of Herman, eventually led to his capture and execution by a passing Tribunal of the Inquisición. Immolated at the auto-da-fé of Karakan in 1312, his hallowed ashes were spread in the surrounding forests, where the Terrarium's contents were gathered.

Packaged in a bespoke wooden funerary box and accompanied by a signed certificate of authenticity. Available HERE for only £44.99.

AQUIRE OR EXPIRE.




THE PRINT MAG INTERVIEW
Crafting a dead Religion



The Printmag.com has ran an interview which discusses my previous and present incarnation. You can read it HERE.

INFERNAL HAILS ONCE AGAIN TO CHRIS JALUFKA!




EVIL TENDER
A Brief Look…



Visit eviltender.com to read a feature on Herman Inclusus.

INFERNAL HAILS TO CHRIS JALUFKA!




THE RELIQUARY
To Venerate is to Absolve



Visit "The Reliquary", an online repository that collects, preserves and disseminates the Doctrine of Herman Inclusus. Extoll the spirit, repudiate the flesh and the whole of unregenerate Nature. In Putrescence we praise!

PROCEED THERE NOW.

HAIL HERMAN!




THE LURKER CO.
To exist unperceived or unsuspected



T-shirt graphic for The Lurker Co.

SUPPORT TRUE SKATEBOARDING.

HAIL HERMAN!




LEWIS THREADGOLD / HEATHEN SKATEBOARDS
Behold the Vermin infested throne of Righteousness



Board graphic for Lewis Threadgold's debut Pro model on Heathen Skateboards.

Pressed on A Third Foot wood.

Available from www.heathenskateboards.co.uk

HAIL LEWIS THREADGOLD! KING SKATE RAT!




THE LECHEROUS PLAGUE MONK
Venerating the salacious stench of your rotting Cadaver.


Shadow puppet for an online Puppet exhibition curated by Peter Slight and Clive Hicks-Jenkins.

Music by Herman Inclusus.

HAIL HERMAN!




SKATE RODENT FOR LIFE T-SHIRT
Shred til Death.



"Skate Rodent for Life" T-shirt graphic for Lovenskate and Confusion Magazine. Both 100% skateboard owned companies. Also recently re-released as a Zip Hood.

Available from www.lovenskate.com and www.confuzine.com



HAIL HERMAN!